Fuzzy Fish

One fine sunday morning just as I was waking
Mom was in the kitchen and I smelled that she was baking
She was making cookies, and I was getting hungry
So I waited until mother had to go into the pantry

I can't eat any more cookie dough…
Wait till your dad comes home! X 2
There's biscuits in the jar.
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to the tune of "Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton

Hey you guys, it's Bob, from the plumbers down the street,
I'm replacing Mario today.
Things were going pretty well except that you're attacking me,
And I'm not getting hazard pay.
I think I'm being reasonable when I'm landing on your shell,
Cause while I don't want to hurt you I don't see this ending well.
I don't want to be a jerk,
So if you'd just let me work, really…

Chorus:
All I want to do is fix your drains,
I'm not a fighting man, fire flowers ain't my style.
All I want to do is fix your drains,
What do those mushroom mean? This could really take a while.
If you stop attacking me, I'll just come inside and fix your drains.
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TTTO Seanan McGuire's "Fly Little Bird".
When I first listened to that song, I was absolutely sure it was going to be about GRRM's "A Song of Ice and Fire". To my surprise, it wasn't. So I wrote this.

Fly little bird, fly to me, fly little bird, won’t you try?
Try little bird, lie to me, lie little bird, won’t you fly?

Littlefinger:
Mockingbirds hide their nest deep in the forest
And mimic the others in song,
Rumors will tell you I cannot be trusted.
Who said the rumors are wrong?

Your mother had beauty, your father had honor
And neither had been you much help
But I am a mockingbird, lurking in shadows,
And now you have nobody else.

Hound:
Hounds, they are vicious and loyal and brutal
And won't back away from a fight
Hounds never let go of prey once they find it
I think the hounds must be right

I've learned by the hard way to never take pity,
No quarter, no prisoners here
And I am a monster, yes, just like my brother
But you have worse monsters to fear.
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